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Death Rejoices - A.J. Aalto

"Aren't you supposed to moan 'braains' and shamble towards me?"
"Rend. Hack. Bludg-uck." It opened its mouth and its tongue fell out with a little splut. The undead chief deputy didn't seem to notice. I looked at the slab of meat wiggling in the dust.
"You dropped your tongue, there."
"Wem bowow."
"Well, now nobobdy's gonna take you seriously."
"Errgh!"
"That's more like it! Who's a good zombie? You are."

 

Gotta love Marnie, she's hilarious at times :P